That bird is a bat
I was puttering around in my room and close to crashing when I noticed a shadowy motion just off to the side, at about eye level. Good God, I thought, is there a bird in here? Oh, man – that’s a bat.
I leapt out of my room and shut the door. Reckoning that I’d trapped the little beast in there, I decided to
So I was standing in the kitchen, munching Shreddies, when I heard a disturbance in the air out in the living room. I leaned my head in. There it was again, that fluttering shadow, and Jesus, now it was coming right at me.
Propelled by nothing more than a base instinct to put something between me and the bat (OK, we can probably simplify all that as “mindless fear”), I abandoned my Shreddies and made it back into my room, pushed the door shut, leaned against it, panting. Reality seemed to be sliding around on me. Hadn’t I shut the door before? How the hell did it get out there? Were there two of them?
While I paced for a few seconds, I could hear the thing flapping around out there in the living room with what sounded like increasing vehemence, and the whooshing started to mix in with strange knocking sounds. Was it bumping up against the door? Then there was silence, and then a flurry of low bumping and rustling, and then I watched the bat crawl under the door and rise up and come at me.
The next hour or so resembled a French farce, but with a foul-faced flying rodent instead of an ingénue in a nightgown. Doors were slammed; rooms were fled from and returned to; corners were peered around apprehensively. It all ended with me barricaded inside my room, still-packed boxes shoved flush against the bottom of the door, a towel stuffed into the seam at the top. Every light in my room blazed. I fell asleep on my futon, fully clothed, still a little drunk, clutching a plunger in an outstretched arm.
- Mahjongg, “Those Birds Are Bats”
Mahjongg (great name) are new to me; they’re on good old K Records and they’re apparently from Missouri. This song is pretty atypical of Kontpab (bad name), the album it sits on, most of which has a chunky electro vibe that vibrates back & forth between hypnotic polyrhythms and grooveless clatter.
But “Those Birds Are Bats” (great title) is more like No Age or Times New Viking in its MO: galloping, tuneful exuberance shrouded in a haze of hiss. (The shrouding presumably serves the strategic purpose of giving the track a more evocative, mysterious patina than just some regular old pop song. Not that there’s anything wrong with that – hey, it works.)
You can buy the album here and it appears that for now, at least, you can stream the whole thing here.

